Let us raise a standard to which

Types of sex I am OK with: Anal, oral, handjobs. Bit new to the scene so this isn't an all-inclusive list. If it's not listed, just chat me up, I'm open-minded. Seriously, I'm not gonna bite unless you want.
Kinks or practices I enjoy: Restraint, (certain)cosplay, roleplay, power-dynamic, sense deprivation.
Types of sex I'm not OK with: Snuff, humiliation, serious injury
Kinks or practices I don't enjoy: Furry, defecation, vore, gore.
Willing to write rape or dubcon?: Certainly.
Is fade to black OK?: Of course!